Where do hobos come from?
Well the answer is incredibly involved and stupid.
First of all. Bums are not humans. You may disagree. I don't care.
The facts are in. And they add up. Add up SO much it's ridiculous how
fast you will be disinterested.
The origin of the word HOBO comes from a man too Brilliant for the
time he was born in. Finnius Bohonan.
Well the answer is incredibly involved and stupid.
First of all. Bums are not humans. You may disagree. I don't care.
The facts are in. And they add up. Add up SO much it's ridiculous how
fast you will be disinterested.
The origin of the word HOBO comes from a man too Brilliant for the
time he was born in. Finnius Bohonan.
Professor Finnius Bohonan
Born in 1847.
Finnius made a fortune on his army of "HOBOs" simply a twist
on Finnius's last name Bohonan. It is believed that Finnius favorite
bum was dyslexic and could never pronounce the name correctly.
Finnius Grew to be a wealthy man because he learned the secret of
the vagrant, They are not human. I would tell you how you can use
the hobo's eggs to your advantage but then everyone would know
my secret. HOBOs need filth to survive and to reproduce. The
Hobos natural way of reproducing is by collecting a pile of dirt,
recyclables , crack, change and cheap booze so it may lay its eggs
underneath this protective cover. It was believed that the hobos
needed a cool dark cave to complete the gestation period. However
Scientists have now confirmed the "mobile" vagrant nest.
The shopping cart.
Finnius made a fortune on his army of "HOBOs" simply a twist
on Finnius's last name Bohonan. It is believed that Finnius favorite
bum was dyslexic and could never pronounce the name correctly.
Finnius Grew to be a wealthy man because he learned the secret of
the vagrant, They are not human. I would tell you how you can use
the hobo's eggs to your advantage but then everyone would know
my secret. HOBOs need filth to survive and to reproduce. The
Hobos natural way of reproducing is by collecting a pile of dirt,
recyclables , crack, change and cheap booze so it may lay its eggs
underneath this protective cover. It was believed that the hobos
needed a cool dark cave to complete the gestation period. However
Scientists have now confirmed the "mobile" vagrant nest.
The shopping cart.
A HOBO and his reproductive shopping cart.
This cart provides the ideal environment for the eggs to incubate
in. In the coming months I will venture into the world of the
hobo's and document this process. Stay Tuned
CAPTAIN MIKE
This cart provides the ideal environment for the eggs to incubate
in. In the coming months I will venture into the world of the
hobo's and document this process. Stay Tuned
CAPTAIN MIKE
Hobo's don't die. They just get made into jerky.